Religion

Fellow Hawai’i residents. People have been misinterpreting the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution for over 200 years. I know this because I was a Judge and studied law.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

What this means is that maybe Congress can’t pass a law establishing a religion but I, as governor, can establish religion – my religion.  As my friends at the International Transformation Network so aptly put it: “Elect Duke Aiona and Hawai’i will become the first Christian State

ITN has already done good work in getting the Kill-the-Gays law passed in Uganda.  Elect me and we can get rid of these abominations to God.  Who knows? Maybe Hawai’i could be the first state to enact the death penalty for being gay.  I don’t usually support the death penalty – but for being gay, I might make an exception.