The Hawai’i Satire Party took a look at Duke Aiona’s campaign website and realized it was completely missing the Positions page. There don’t seem to be any positions. We’ve scoured through Duke’s public statements and actions and have remedied this oversight.
Here we present the Duke’s positions as best we can figure them. We’ve written them as we think Duke would have wanted us to express them…or not, perhaps.
Please visit our other site on Duke Aiona’s former boss, Linda Lingle.